Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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