mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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