Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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