I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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