I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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