it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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