You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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