i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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