She announced her abortion via fbk
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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