then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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