So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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