he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Randomize