you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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