He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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