Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Randomize
