i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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