my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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