Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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