So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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