the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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