I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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