their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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