Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I have fence marks all over my body
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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