She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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