Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
two words...techno handjob
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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