I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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