i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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