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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I understand Curling. That high.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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