omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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