your parents love me but you hate me
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
i think i just lost a toe
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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