he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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