I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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