What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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