you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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