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is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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