I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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