Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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