I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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