WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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