I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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