An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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