Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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