Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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