My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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