Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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