Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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