so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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