How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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