his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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