Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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