Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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