Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
she looked like the before picture.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
