I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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