Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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