Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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