About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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