Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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